Posted on Friday, November 21, 2008, at 11:20 AM
Rules for men-
There are three times you never mess with a man: when he's having sex (unless its with your woman), when he's watching the game and when he's taking a piss.
Under no circumstances shall another man sit on your lap.
In a 6 person hot tub, there should be a maximum of 3 guys.
Best Pick up line I ever heard:D
My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
Biology fun!
The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.
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I love that moment in the night when you wake up and you’re not exactly sure what time it is but you know you have to get up for work in the morning and you don’t want to look at the clock because you’re scared that it will say that it’s two minutes from the the time you set your alarm for. But then you can’t help yourself and you look at the clock and you have four hours of sleep left.